Marshmallow Shooters! What?

So i saw this commercial right before lunch. It was about this new children's toy called a marshmallow shooter, or something like that. Apparently it is a gun that shoots marshmallows. I guess its supposed to be safe or something, I dunno but it is the worst idea that I have ever heard, besides a bunch of others. Ill write about another one in a minute. By the way i hope these things are not due yet, I don't remember the exact time.
The first problem with this marshmallow shooter idea is the fact that there are starving children both in America and all over the world. And what does America do? It makes a toy that shoots food everywhere! That a way to portray to the world that you don't give a rip about world hunger. call me naive for attacking a toy like this, but I have seen the starving kids in Africa with my own two eyes, and it makes me sick sometimes to think that Americans have the wealth to solve it but we don't. But thats another story for another time. Back to this product.
The second problem with this contraption is a lot more logical. Whats going to happen when you shoot a lot of marshmallows everywhere? There is going to be a lot of marshmallows everywhere! This leads to two problems. One is you are going to have to clean it up. Two is that you are going to have sugar ants everywhere. Good job, person who made this, you just boarded the failboat!