The U.S's Plan to Shoot Down That Satellite

So have you heard about that satellite thats up in space and is about to crash onto the Earth? It weighs five tons and is radioactive and they don't know where it is going to crash, only that it might kill people. So after much deliberation, the U.S. has decided to shoot it down with an anti-missile missile(talk about an oxymoron). Of course China doesn't like this and they are getting mad at America.
So i was thinking about where the sattelite may land. I was thinking that the earth is 75 percent water, so it only has a 25 percent chance to hit land. While these may seem like good odds, human lives are at stake. And as a professor of mine once said, "There are lives at stake here, you cannot round to early!"
So here is my plan! We nuke China and say "Whoops, we missed!" Just kidding about that. I'm kinda running out of things to talk about. But the whole point of this blog is to basically say that America rocks! Cause when the push comes to shove, we are the ones shooting the satellites out of the sky to keep the world safe!